Kennette's Father: So, what did you kids do today?
Ken: I had to get a new pair of sunglasses.
Kennette: He did, and it's all my fault. He had these gorgeous two-hundred dollar sunglasses and I accidentally sat on them.
Kennette's Mother: My god, you didn't!
Kennette: I did. I couldn't believe it.
Ken: The funny thing is, I was wearing them at the time.
::Kennette's father puts down fork and quietly contemplates hitting me with his chair::
Ken: Hey, anyone gonna eat that last roll?
1 comments:
Hey I was wondering if you'd come have dinner with me and my folks. Oh wait, i just read this. Never mind.
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