So last week, I went out with some folks from the office. Never a good idea. But in this case, there were some hot girls from the finance department so I figgered it'd be good to tag along.
So we're out and about and drinking and laughing and all is good. And I found myself having a nice conversation with a pretty girl I'd seen passing about in the halls but never spoke to. And about three hours into the night, she kinda laughs out loud, moves in a bit, and, apparently emboldened by alcohol, says to me, "You know, me and the girls have a name for you."
"Oh?"
"Yeah. We call you 'hard-on guy.' 'Cause you're almost always walking around the office with a hard-on."
Anyone out there know of a place that's hiring? Because apparently it's time for me to move on.
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3 comments:
On the flip side, we would welcome a perv like you in our offices! You'd be management material!
It could be worse...they could be calling you "poor little hard-on guy".
Sounds like a fun office...parties, booze, hard-ons? What more could you ask for?
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