Ken [looking at a photograph]: Honey. Did you fuck Bob?
Kenette: Now why would I screw your best friend?
Ken: Not sure. But someone just mailed me these photos of you fucking Bob.
Kenette [glances about nervously, then...]: Hey! I totally want to blow you right now!
Ken: Really? Hot damn! [Tosses aside photo, pants.]
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Oh, how easily we forgot how easy distraction can be! Thanks for the refresher, Ken!
It's funny... because it's true.
Wow it's that easy? hmmm....
noted ;)
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This has always been my strategy. Or I just drop trou and bend over and he forgets what he was mad about.
So glad you commented on my blog, because I'm adding you to my reader right. now. So funny!
I just tried that and it didn't work for me. He lost his boner and his mind. I lost my nerve and self-respect.
Alright, maybe it doesn't work all the time... but I probably fall for it 99.5% of instances.
I just luv you.
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