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19 January 2010

Why You Can't Invite Me To Dinner With Your Parents

Kennette's Father: So, what did you kids do today?

Ken: I had to get a new pair of sunglasses.

Kennette: He did, and it's all my fault. He had these gorgeous two-hundred dollar sunglasses and I accidentally sat on them.

Kennette's Mother: My god, you didn't!

Kennette: I did. I couldn't believe it.

Ken: The funny thing is, I was wearing them at the time.

::Kennette's father puts down fork and quietly contemplates hitting me with his chair::

Ken: Hey, anyone gonna eat that last roll?


LuckyGirl said...

Hey I was wondering if you'd come have dinner with me and my folks. Oh wait, i just read this. Never mind.

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