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25 March 2010

Misadventures in Sexy Texting

I'm a lady who likes to demonstrate to her paramour that she's thinking about him. This morning, after a vigorous session of pre-work masturbation, I wanted to text my man to let him know he was the focus of my morning horny.

The first thing that came to mind?

Was your dick burning? Because I was just thinking about it.

Luckily, my instinct to edit kicked in and I didn't send it. Phew.

5 comments:

Suzyn said...

Never ever give your man even the slightest of notions that you could give him a case of funky dick. Good call on not hitting send.

Gray said...

*laughs* Must admit, I'm curious what his reaction might have been!

Something She Said Once said...

Hilarious!

twg said...

I sexted a guy recently. He wrote back, but just to inform me that he'd sent a text back, but to the wrong girl in his phone with my name. who apparently is a VERY platonic friend of his. Heh.

wanderingmenace said...

That is awesome!! hahahaha, I love the idea of sending a message like that.

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